WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a knot? Spill the beans. We can't have you swallowing it all up, yeah? Maybe we want to go for a burger and you can spill us all about it. No judging here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could explode any second